artenomics:

Bored as fuck.

-onyourknees:

when people don’t text you back.

o ok, i didn’t waNNA TALK TO YOU ANYWAYZ. c;

jennycraigslist:

when im acting really sassy my mom tells me to “put a little less dressing on that attitude salad”

i don’t have friends because apparently being a sarcastic asshole all the time is only ok on the internet

……..chocolate milk………